Theo Mora -- [pathosNET] Y2K

Date: 1999/03/12 00.55
From: Theo Mora <theomora@zeno.math.fsu.edu>
To: pathosNET@pathos.it


Nella serie "Mille non piu' Mille"

>>> Subject: Y2K Date Change Project Status
>>>
>>> Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.

>>> We have gone through every line of code in every program in every
>>> system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including
>>> backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect
>>> the change.
>>>
>>> We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y2K" date change
>>> mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and
>>> all data to reflect your new standards:
>>>
>>> Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August,
>>> September, October, November, December
>>>
>>> As well as:
>>>
>>> Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
>>>
>>> I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of
>>> this "Y to k" problem has made any sense to me. But I understand
>>> it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way
>>> possible. And what does the year 2000 have to do with it?
>>>
>>> Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when
>>> the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await your
>>> direction.
>>>
>>>
>>> Your Y-to-K Project Manager
>



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